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"12/13/15 Paper" by owennw
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The
Vindex Daily
December 13, 2015
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Dangerous things are happening on the streets of Vindex. Murders, drug deals, and so much more! Today on Vindex Daily.
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Morning Funnie
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"Hey Bob, where's all of your soda?"
"What soda?"
"The stuff that you stole from me yesterday!"
___________________ Daily Question
How long does it take to write a wrong?
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Cover Story
Let's start with murders. Murders are starting to take place everywhere! Even the police need bodygaurds! But us citizens of Vindex shouldn't fear! Even though crime fills every corner, we shall still have hope!
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In other news, drug deals have gotten shadier, literally! The exchange of illegal drugs has gone deeper into the shadows as more people have been arrested. Alchahol is still a dangerous concept, although people are now being more responsible.
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The Inner-View
This week on Inner-View we interviewed Bob and Owen Co. favorite lawer and cool guy FuryFalcon12! He enjoys helping those who get scammed in court! He used to be a S.G.T. Major in the miltary!
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To hire the fantastic lawer FuryFalcon12 just call him! Just pay 125-150 dollars for a lawer for life!
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Bob and Owen Co. childrens books are still for sale! Christmas sales make it 10% off! Contact us today!
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Today at the hospital things were less crazy and everything went well! Less and less people are getting sick! Probally because they're all dying from illegal drug use!
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Most Wanted News
Today _koda4476_ robbed the bank and commited murder! Information of a reward is not mentioned, though high spirits that this criminal serves his time!
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Christmas shoppers be ready because Christmas sales are through the roof!
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Churches fill early in the morning for singing and praying! Visit the church today!
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Bob and Owen Co. is having a contest! Whoever sends in the best holiday poem could win a jon at Bob and Owen Co!
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Mysterious things are happening near the court! Murders, shady people, and many other things. What will happen?
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Song by Owennw
Dashing Through the Snow
In some sort of sleigh
Something about fields
LAUGHING CRAZIL-AY!
Bells on bobtails ring
Halloween is here
No one could have this much fun
PROBALLY AIN'T REAL!