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"Mazarin Affid." by 34lynx72
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On penalty of perjury and Obstruction of Justice, I, 34lynx72, affirm that all enclosed information is true to the best of my knowledge and that all events and facts within are true. I understand this may be used in the court of law.
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On May 2, 2020, I was deployed by orders of the CSA to the Pentagon in preparation of a potential impending Rebel attack. I was stationed upon the State House building next to the Pentagon. The deployment lasted for approximately 10-15 minutes and
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we were promptly dismissed afterwards. I was the only soldier stationed on top of the State House building. As soon as I began to leave, I was approached by a Mr. fair_sirs and Mr. jroddins who ordered me into their red helicopter. Considering
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the circumstance of being stationed on top of a high altitude building, I had already had a parachute on, which I did not tell them. They flew me to collins tower (If I recall the name correctly), and Mr. fair_sirs ordered me to pay 500 or die. I refused,
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as 1) I do not submit myself to cowards who break the law and 2) I knew I had a parachute on that would break my fall. Mr. fair_sirs attempted to punch me at first, but then resorted to pushing me off the building. Unfortunately, he did not push me far
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enough, and I directly hit the side of the building (less than 5 blocks under the top) while attempting to deploy my parachute. It is noticeable that Mr. jroddins said something along the lines that he was an undercover police officer and ordered
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Mr. fair_sirs to "put the gun away" (I had not noticed any gun). After my time in heaven, I returned to spawn, and carried on with my business.