"Affidavit" by Tau434

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On penalty of perjury and Obstruction of Justice, I, Tau434, affirm that all enclosed information is true to the best of my knowledge and that all events and facts within are true. I understand this may be used in the court of law.
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On May 2nd, 2020 I was working in the hospital around noon - I cannot recall the exact time. A call came in from fair_sirs, he claimed he was on the roof with an arrow wound and requested shears. I went to the supply room with fair_sirs still on the

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phone to find some shears, only to discover we were out of stock. At this point fair_sirs started talking strangely - chatting aggressively to someone and claiming he "demanded medical attention". I thought he was talking to me but then he

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began saying things like "is this a kidnapping" and "you can't perform a citizen's arrest." I realized he was being confronted and advised him to let the person know he needed medical attention. At this point I had the shears made and began walking

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towards the hospital roof. I could not see a nametag and when I got to the top I could not see fair_sirs anywhere or anyone else for that matter. However fair_sirs was still on the phone and I heard him continuing his argument with the other person. At

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two points he said the name Livan which I recognized as someone in the Army. He claimed they should be arresting "Livan" and not him. The final thing I heard before hanging up to take a patient was that he was talking with Ryleigh. For the record, I never

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saw fair_sirs at any point nor any of the people he was talking to.