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"Findude Bible V1" by DixieNormousLXIX
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In the beginning findude9 created the heaven and Vindex. And Vindex was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the spirit of findude9 moved upon the face of the waters.
And findude9 said, Let there be light:
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and there was light.
And findude9 saw the light, that it was good: and findude9 divided the light from the darkness.
And findude9 called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
And findude9
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said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters. And findude9 made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
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And findude9 called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day. And findude9 said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
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And findude9 called the dry land Vindex; and the gathering together of the waters called the Seas: and findude9 saw that it was good. And findude9 said, Let Vindex bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed,
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and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon Vindex: and it was so. And Vindex brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind:
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and findude9 saw that it was good. And the evening and the morning were the third day. And findude9 said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons,
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and for days, and years: And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon Vindex: and it was so. And findude9 made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night:
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he made the stars also. But the real star of Vindex is findude9 himself.