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"Apology To Death" by Boogie_
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Dear General Death,
I'm truly sorry for shooting you in the face 9 times in a row, I have no defense to what I did and it was truly wrong. Even though we were having a friendly argument it was never myy place to talk back to you even though you were
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calling me a squid. I hope you accept my apology for stepping out of line for that too. Even though you may think I was mad at you for calling me a Squid I wansn't, and I would never shoot a General in the face 9 times on purpose to almost death. I
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understand it may have looked like I did it on purpose, but that wasn't the case. I was eating cereal and when I moved my arm back it slid and started hitting keys which caused me to shoot you 4 times. The other 5 was when I was moving my arm back to
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control my mouse and then it just started spraying at you. I've done my country, the navy, army, and just the military itself a great dishonor by shooting a Army General 3 star in the face 9 times. Furthermore talking back when you called me a squid.