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"Meowin's book 1" by Corneroct
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The holy book of
Meowish religion
The great cat god Meowin has set all cats on the world for a point of advancement and freedom, the great Meowin had created the world piece by piece and held the world together with a ball of yarn and made cats
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to be all knowing and holy, all cats would have 9 lives stated by the great Meowin, and each life would be entirely different, though you would always be born as a Meowish human or Cat, a human of the religion could also be considered a cat as they are
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helping the great cats, and Meowin has stated 9 rules to mantain your 9 lives, and you are not considered truly meowish if you do not follow these saintly rules of Meowish religion, they were sent through messenger cats in the early days via a variety of
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felines, the first one was messenged by the great Maw, a tiger, he had gotten the message that you must recognise Meowin exists, or you are not a true Meowish, The second was a messenge that was delivered by the great Paw, a lion, it was stated that
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any Meowish individual or non Meowish individual must not attack a chaplain or any other Meowish individual, the third message was sent by the all knowing Claw, a leopard, it states that a chaplain of the Meowish religion may not kill or attack another
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person, even those who have not seen the truth of the great Meowin, the fourth message was sent by the couragous Maul, it states that all Meowish may not take illegal drugs or alcohol, and by doing this they are disrespecting Meowin, the fifth states that
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all Meowish individuals may not use powers of Catal, the ruler of Hisslands, where a Meowish individual will go if he breaks any of the 9 rules stated by Meowin, he who goes to the hisslands can not go out, and will never meet another individual for
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eternity, the fifth one was stated by the intelligent Mr. Hiss, a Ocelot, the Sixth message was told to the reknowned Tall, a Lynx, it was stated that all Meowish couples may not be settled forevermore, as they will be sent to the hisslands, The Seventh
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message was told to the Powerful Hall, a Jaguar, it stated that all Meowish individuals will celebrate every Caturday by praying to Meowin, the Eighth message was told by the calming and friendly Purr, a domesticated cat, it states that one of the
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Meowish religion shall be helped by Meowin, aslong as the member of the Meowish religion has not broken any of the 9 important words of Meowin, and the Ninth and final message was given to Haul, a panther, it states that all business practices must be
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fair to both sides, and unfair business practices shall be punished.