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"Surfer Oath" by gooeypenguin
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I, Michael Ellis, do solemnly swear that I will support the Democratic Republic of Vindex Nation; that I will bear true faith or allegiance to the same; taht I take this obligation freely, withut any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I
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will faithfully discharge the duties of the office of which I am about to enter