"Forbidden Burger" by YourPalNova

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The Bible of the Forbidden Burger



Michael Kenway,
Co Owner of Vanguard
Industries

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In the beginning, Joe was hungry. He opted to make a burger off EBT food stamp foods. English Muffin, Butter, Steakum, Terayaki Beef Jerky, Cajun Mayo, pickles, and chees. The unholy combination. He cooked it like a grilled cheese, and bit into it. "This

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is great". He thought, but soon he began to die. He keeled over his couch, eating an entire tub of peace yogurt, and breathed his last. "That was pretty good," he said, before dying and becoming one with the Burger. Gordon Ramsey himself said it was the

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best burger he's ever tasted, before dying.




The End