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"Oro's Letter" by ProfessorOro
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Dear Mr. President,
I would like to start by congratulating you on your election. Presidential elections are exciting and active times in Vindex Nation: a nation that opposes change so much embraces change only every three months, and that is election.
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Today, you feel glorious and are excited to begin your agenda and administration with zeal. The approach you take is in your hands and I am not here to try and sway the way you run your administration. Rather, I am here as a predecessor to advise you on
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a couple important matters. I know many feel strongly about rolling back the White House, but I think it is important to leave it as is. The oval office is actually an oval now, when it wasn't before. Behind the bookshelf painting you will find a secret
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area where you can store your belongings out of sight, access the upper floor and the roof in emergency, and go down to your Presidential bunker where the lockdown buttons are. In that room, lava protects the ceiling from exploiters who try to clip in.
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This White House was redesigned slightly to embrace tradition and realism more, and to add numerous security features. I hope you will realize the value of these and change only the blocks you dislike. Love and money was spent on this current White House.
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Speaking of money, the Government is owed 200k by moekka who did not finish White House renovations. The contract is in the chest with this book, and it is litigatable. Ryan already knows about it, so easy money if and when moekka ever returns. Do with
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that as you will. The treasury needs all the help it can get. I am going to become the District Attorney assume all stays as planned, and I will work on prosecuting criminals to help fund the treasury as well. Money is overlooked in governing, but it is a
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valuable tool. Paying employees bonuses tends to keep them retained and prevent bad behaviors. Good government programs require resources, namely people. What motivates people and buys other resources? That would be money. Do not overlook your treasury.
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The last matter is a personal bit of advise from me based on my shortcomings. Maintain a balanced cabinet, and let them speak their mind on issues. Do not fill your cabinet with your friends. Fill it with people who will disagree with you. It will make
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you a better President. It is simply the right thing to do. Take all I have said, please, into consideration and I wish you luck going into your Presidency. I am here should you ever want help or advice. God bless.
Gargathe J. Oro