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"AVN Times #1" by AddyF
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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= A V N
Times 1#
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Have you ever wanted your message to be heard? Have you ever wanted people to understand what you are saying? Well AVN is the right place to be. We have business
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advertisments, breaking news, and Vindex problems. We also put jokes in the paper!
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Joke Of The Week
Where do fish keep their money?
ANSWER: River Bank
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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= AVN Top Story
Life Of A Criminal
By AddyF
Interviewers Zmanslayszombies
And Felow Police
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "It's fun"
-Zmanslayszombies
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Zmanslayszombies has attempted to rob the bank multiple times. He is one of the most active criminals in November 2015.
Since this is popular with the police, AddyF decided to make this the AVN top story.
"Do you like being a criminal?"
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-AddyF
"Yes, it is interesting" -Zmanslayszombies.
"What is scary about being a criminal?" -AddyF
"Nothing really"
-Zmanslayszombies
"Any advice for other criminals?" -AddyF
"Always wait for the right moment to attack" -Zmanslayszombies
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"Is being a criminal hard?" - AddyF
"It is easy if you are good with guns, I suggest working and practicing in private where no one can see you then become a criminal" -Zmanslayszombies.
"Whats the best part of being a criminal" -AddyF
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"Freedom" -Zmanslayszombies
Being a criminal is a different point of view than most experience. I do not promote being a criminal I just want people to know what criminals avoid and honor.
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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= TOP PROBLEM
Disease Glitch
Wrote By: AddyF
Interviewed By: Patients, And Doctors.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= The disease glitch started at an unknown time. When you are diagnosed with a disease you cannot be cured.
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Doctors are afraid to cure anyone because they would be risking their lives.
I have interviewed a patient named LoreleiF. She has been suffering from no cure Yellow Fever.
"What the scariest part of not having a cure?" -AddyF
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"I wonder when I will be cured and I tell doctors to get away" -LoreleiF
"Do you think you will be scared if this glitch is not fixed soon?" -AddyF
"I would be scared because I don't want to be sick forever, I will die" -LoreleiF
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"Any advice to other sick patients?" -AddyF
"Yes, be kind, but warn others that you are sick, do not try to kill yourself" -LoreleiF
"Do you have advce to any doctors?" -AddyF
"Yes, take vaccines before checking out your patients"
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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ADVERTISEMENT
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Buy the new book "Lost" its 32 pages and is only $15.99. It is about a fourteen year old girl who goes on an adventure but is lost! Message AddyF To buy or more details!
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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ADVERTISEMENT
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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Being A Police
By AddyF
Interviewers: Police
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "Whats you favorite part of the job? -AddyF
"Knowing that everyone is safe when you work" -Police
"Whats the scariest part of
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your job?" -AddyF
'If you make one mistake, Vindex Nation could fall apart"
-Police
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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ADVERTISEMENT
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Chubzy444 is selling Lumaz Root for cheap! And Melon For free! Just Mail him for more details or to buy!
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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ADVERTISEMENT
Zman's Shop Of Everything
Message Zmanslayszombies if you need or like anything. Criminals get %10 off!
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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= STORY SUMMARY
"Lost" By AddyF
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= A young teen goes on a scary bus ride. She survives a crash. But no one else does. She is left alone in a creepy woods. Will she make it out alive?
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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= STORY SUMMARY
"Powerful Book 1" By AddyF
Ever wonder if you have a power? This book will unleash your ability to be free. In this series, A twelve year old girl and her twin worry that they will not get their power,
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will they discover their power?
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= A Criminal's Work
By AddyF
Interviewed by Zmanslayszombies
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Zmanslayszombies is the top criminal of the month. Here are some tips to robbing the bank!
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It is best to have people fight off police while robbing the bank. Do it when no cops are there.
Sneak while doing it. Do it fast.
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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Lorelei's Fashion Tips
By AddyF
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= +Never stick your hands in dirt
+ Don't wear crazy hoodies if you're trying to look good
+ Dark colors look awesome in the winter or running outside
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+ never wear sweat pants unless exercising
+ never wear sweat bands
+ Don't wear an animal hoodie in public
+ It is best to let your hair down in public
+ Ask someone to make a skin for you or create your own skin
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+ Always walk properly
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