"Erotic Novel" by JustATempName

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Wet.

I'm so... Dripping.. wet.

As the satisfying liquid falls slowly on to my face I look up and open my mouth.

I try catching it but it lands all over me instead.

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Dissapointed I walk to the nearest cafe and get a warm White Hot Chocolate.

I can't wait for that liquid on my lips.

As I search the room I see this beautiful Australian looking woman.

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I walk up to her as she's undressing me with her eyes.

Muc she says, realising that she's Australian I notice the words backwards.

I order one Cream Pie to go and bring take her with me.

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I bring her to my car and she hops in.

As we arrive to my house we head up to and put on some Netflix.

After taking a while to choose we decide to watch "Dirty Grandpa".

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The movie progresses revealing a scene where the Grandpa is Masterbaiting.

The look on your face as if it's sexual confusion mixed with arousal gets you excited.


"Oh you sexy beast!.....

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Unravel me here! For I am the SHLONGIEST of daddies!" I moan, excited for what's about to come.

After the 30 seconds of VIGOUROUS love making was over, she laughed.

Confused I asked what was so funny.

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She said "That was like having sex with the flash".

Angrily I yell "Fine let's go again!".

ROUND 2 BEGINS.
"Eat that booty like groceries!" I hear my grandma yelling from down stairs.

She's on Vine again...

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Through all the fun, joyfilled actions She yells "Hit me harder".

Continuing to do that she yells "Harder..." "Harder..." so I hit her with a brick.

She nolonger responds and seems to have passed out.

Looks like I did good.