"Hoodini Returns" by DiegoRW

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Once there was a man, his name was Hoodini.
He was a SO Magician.
He doesn't like it when people know what SO means. SO means Sex Offender.


Hoodini only touched a willy back in high school. It was a mistake, he likes grown women, not little boys.

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He swears on his life, it was a mistake to like 9 and 10 year olds.

Hoodini is 55 years old, he now likes 45-77 year old women.

Now, lets get to the story.

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"HOODINI IS BACK AGAIN"
The sign said. Hoodini is looking at an old sign for the 40's.

I only touched my child assistant once.... he thought to himself.
It was a mistake...

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I need to get myself collected, and finish my magician career!

"Look mom! Hoodini!" The little girl said.
"SUSIE GET TF BAC!!"
"NOOOOOOO"

Hoodini couldn't resist. Susie was just to beautiful. Hoodini raped lil' susie.

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Hoodini charged once again, $150000 for the 150th acc of molestation. He will be put in prison for 27 years.



TO BE CONTINUED>>>