"The Post 9-25-18" by Srodins

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-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- The Post
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Tuesday, September
25th

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NEW WARDEN >>>>>
ANNOUNCED IN
PRESS CONFERENCE
See Page 5 For More

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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Zeal A Failure?
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-Zeal, Recently opened furnature store made by FeistyFly.

Some Players are speculating that upon it's release as Congressman BigGamer__ Described it as...

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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-="Extremely Overhyped though." when asked if he though it was a disappointment.

Players are Indeed reporting that the store did not live up to their expectations.

Otherwise Their designs are said to have been "Brilliant"

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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= New Warden
Announced
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At a Press conference on the 23rd, Held by Elanham and President Herb a new Warden was announced after the recent resegnation of OwenGrylls. The new warden of

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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=Vindex nation is "Ultra456" may he have a wonderful term.
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The Post Keeps
You Updated!

For Weekly Updates Get your copy of
The Post!

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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Freedom? Do We
Have It?
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In a recent debate by some citizens it's become shocking over the fact that we technically have no freedom of speech.

Which is why our reporters briefly interviewed

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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=former President Ameed, the writer of the constitution.

He stated that he intended to add it but it was at the back of his list at the time.

Should we have Freedom of Speech?
You decide. But recent congress laws

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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=Are attempting to give us that liberty.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Goodbye to
History
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Recently LilTayy, an officer of the VPD Has purchased the old Seawall pool and is remodeling a true piece

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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= of history.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Sewers Made!
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Yesterday sewer systems were made for the Hobo's and their leader SuB_Dawson.

These Sewers are visable in the streets.

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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Joke Strips
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.
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