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"Herbalations" by gooeypenguin
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Herbalations
Written by his truely
The holy, former president, former vice president, former speaker, former secretary of state, 2x Super Bowl champion
Calvin Herb
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The amendments
Thou shall always respect the amendments. Thou shall always obey the amendments.
Amendment I: If the route of out is open, thy will go in
Amendment II: Simping, or simpery, is not
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permitted in any land or sea
Amendment III: Thou shall never flex without a ring
Amendment IV: 7 is to be the holy number, and is to be always open
Amendment V: The doge is to be respected
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Amendment VI: The holy land is to be deemed Herb Stadium of what was in Viridis
Amendment VII: Thou shall not talk down on those selected by the sensei
The sensei can change amendments at any time
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Herbalations 1
Thou out route shalt be open
Herbalations 2
If determined by Minister Marks, thy belongs to the streets.
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Herbalations 3
If thou do not have a ring, thy cannot talk the trash
Herbalations 4
Thou shalln't talk on the holy land's name poorly
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Herbalations 5
Never use the Sensei's name in vein
Herbalations 6
In the words of the holy Ricky Bobby:
"Well dick, here's the deal, i'm the best there is, plain and simple. I wake up in the
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morning and I piss excelence, and nobody can hang with my stuff. You know, i'm just a big hairy american winning machine.
If you ain't first, you're last!"
Herbalations 7
7 will always be open on the fourth down
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Herbalations 8
If thou is caught simping, thy shall be tried in trial
Herbalations 9
The eigth edition of the super bowl championship game will not be mentioned
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Herbalations 10
Joshua will never be disrespected
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DaVeryBests are the devil
Herbalations 12
The scoobrag shalln't be disrespected
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Herbalations 13
The pig shalln't be mentioned
Herbalations 14
The boops shall be given
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Herb is to not be spoken in vein