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"Harrypooter Vol1" by goku_noodle
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Chapter one
The Pooter
===================Harry pooter lived in pooter ville in pooter state in a pooter country he was into the magic of pooting one day he got letter from Hogfarts It said to wait at the bus stop a magic bus apeared and
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it took him to Hogfarts there where farters and poopers pooters and tooters. he met The Headmaster Beefendorf and said you will be put in Gryfenshart and met a girl name Herhiney and a young man named Ronlad Beefsly.
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Chapter 2
Pooter magic
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Harry pooter had to fight with pooter magic, he had to fight professor shape he used Exspelianus!
Shape was injured but that didnt stop him from coming back with a RIP ASS ATTACK SPELL
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Harry went down faster then a fat man that sat down to fast!
Harry was good but not good enough. H had to be tought so he had secret pooter training by Beefendorf after begging him to do it for hours on end! so he has acheived a spirit animal named
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HOOTERS the owl and learned a Shield spell called smog block and an extra strong spell named ASS CRACK!
Finally he was ready to fight Profesor Shape!
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Chapter 3
The Big Fight
===================Harry pooter was ready to fight after weeks of training and profesor shape threw his first attack again he threw RIP ASS ATTACK but he countered with smog block and threw it back at him!
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Then Harry threw ASS CRACK and injured him badly then Shape threw NUT SMASH and Harry failed to block it and Harry was hit but still thriving and then Hooters appeared and threw a Spirit Shit Ball at Shape And he did it he defeated him harry felt pride.
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Chapter 4
Harrys Friends
===================Later that day Herhiney and Ronald Beefsly went out for Nut Burgers to celebrate but only 2 hours later th headmaster summoned Harry Pooter it turns out the man that killed his parents
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MOLDY WART!! hehad to train how to defeat him so training began immidiately he learned Shapes Nut Smash and Hooters Spirit Shit ball! but Moldy Wart was getting closer and closer and there was no more time! he had to fight but he learned one more move
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THE ULTIMATE POOT
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Chapter 5
MOLDY WART!!
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Moldy wart was Here Harry threw his first move as fast as he can he used NUT SMASH and he hit him but had barley any affect Moldy said YOURE DONE FOR!
Moldy threw a Queef canon and Harry was nearly dead He needed he could only do one more move to survive
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This is the End Of
Vol1 of Harry pooter if you liked it please tell your friends about be i am a chef/ author named Goku noodle so make sure i can ge as many books sold as possible but dont worry i will make another one very soon. Thank you for reading!