"The Haunting" by H0neydew

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It was 1972 21st of June. It was a dark and stormy night i was woken up by a sudden movement it was something fast, shadowed and COLD. At then i pooped my pants i then went to go get another pair but i there were no pants there. I looked up green liquids

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were oozing down the walls on to my bedside cabinet. I thought for a second "What the f*** is that?" then it hit me, my trophy used as a club on the back of my head, bleeding heavily i shouted but no one listened i was all alone no one to help me but then

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out of no where some one walked in and helped me up "It was shrek" i was so relieved but he wasnt the predator i was looking for, I heard a bang downstairs me and shrek went to go investigate it was slender it was like i knew it from the very start. I

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grabbed my baton and ran at slender but he was too quick shrek was pinned down by some random raist that was summoned by slender but shreks onions were too big for him and he desintigrated but that wasnt the only rapist. I went to swing again but he hit

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it out my hand and broke my legs. I felt a little tingle on my winky it felt good but they had STD's when i was about to be raped by slender shrek pulled out onion-zooka and shot slender in the back of the booty and exploded in to tiny little gems my mum

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came down and saw shrek and then passed out and then i passed out. Shrek kindly took us to the hospital and paid our bills. And lived happily ever after, but that was what we thought.

The house is still for sale after 14 years of haunting you

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can still see the oozing and the screaming of the father that died many years before the little child found out and ever since that day the boiler has been forever broken. Duh Duuh DUUUHHH!!!!

The proper ending.