"Vindex N.O.W #1" by dhampt147

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Vindex N.O.W


-Is the leader of the armed forces a hypocrite?

- Are pink boots in style this fall?

- Is there a scandal between the president and a hobo?

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Recently, Sherlock, the leader of the armed forces has been very controversial ever since reports indicated him as a hypocrite. After reading an article about one of his soldiers, there were accusations of him

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being a power hungry protester. But is this statement true? Let's look at the facts.

He claims to be the leader of the nation's army, but have YOU seen him taking control of his men? The army is the most vague job because there is hardly anyone in charge

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Secondly, He has never been seen at any funerals for fallen soldiers. I've done my research and reports show that he has not shown up to a single funeral of one of his men. Is it because there haven't been any funerals? Or does he just not care?

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Finally, the after reading one of our interviews he offered $1,000 for another copy to a younge female reader. Was he really that fond of the work he wanted to pay so much, or was he secretly paying for prostitution but was rejected... Who knows.

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Fall is in the air and many reports are telling us that the coolest people in town are the ones wearing PINK boots! Who would have guessed such a color would be in style. Well what are you waiting for? Get yourself a pair TODAY!

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[The following is an account represent from a lower class citizen when they stepped into our studio one day. He was very vague in his words but his meanings were easily understood by our reporters ]

"I like the president"