"My Phonecalls" by DatFluffyGuy

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Adele:hello

me:hiya

Adele:i was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet

me:no, where are you

Adele:im in california dreaming

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me:actually can i come

Adele:hello

me:havent we done this

*puts down phone*

*drake rings*

drake:you used to call me on my cellphone.

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me:i dont know your number so i cant have

drake: and i know when that hotline bling

me:this isnt a hotline i dont believe