"JoodgeTimes Dog" by Joodge

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Joodge Times
Dog Edition

Page 2- Contest!

Page 4- Interview

Page 7- Reveiw

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Contest!

Recently my dogs had a puppy. She is a girl. What should her name be? Who ever gets enters the best name will get to advertise whatever they want in the nest issue of the paper. To enter either call Joodge or Mail him your answer

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Interveiw with
Drizwell and
Her dog dexter

Me: Why do you have Dexter as a Police dog

Her: He helps me catch people who have drugs.

Me: Can he smell drugs or just chase people who you punch?

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Her: He can smell drugs and on people and in chests.

After this someone punched drizwell and I got to see dexter in action! Luckily drizwell was able to sit dexter down before he killed anyone but I got to see him in do his job!

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Me: So do you think more people in the force should have dogs to help?

Her: Well personally I would love to see more dogs in the force because I love dogs :D. I think they could be better in some scenarios but they also could cause more crime

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because people love to kill police dogs.

Me: so you said you know people love killing police dogs, does this mean you have had a few dogs?

Her: Yes this isn't the first dexter I've had.

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Review
Today for the dog edition I went to PetSmart run by PrinceAiden. It was very nice but they were out of stock on most animals so I had to wait around 25 minutes for him to restock. Then I bought a chicken but it was pretty expensive.

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But I bought it. My only complaint about PetSmart is I had to wait for them to restock and I wish they would deliver, because when I was bringin my chicken home I was assualted by Hargles and he killed my chicken. RIP chcken. But overall i think Petsmart

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is a good idea but Could use some improvement.

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That ends the dog issue! Thanks for buying the JoodgeTimes!

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