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"The Story of Jon" by Hobbes_TigerClaw
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Today was a good day for Jon. He had woken up the way he usually did, got ready for work. He made himself some breakfast and coffee. Jon got on the metro and went on his way to his boring job. He hoped he didn't run into Mike. He really hated mike.
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Luckly for him though, Mike was sick and didn't come into work. This really was shaping up to be a good day for Jon. At this point in the book, you are probably waiting for a big twist. Maybe Jon's boss was an alien all along. Maybe there would be a
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global disaster that destroyed the human population, and I used Jon as a way to get sympathy for this fictional world. But, no. Jon's day was perfectly average. Just an average Jon, in an average world, in an average galaxy.
In fact, in the grand scheme
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of things, Jon isn't very important at all! None of us are! After realizing this fact of his own existance, Jon got up out of his cubicle and ran.