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"01-15-2016" by AlphaDisorder
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PANDORUM PANDEMONIUM
The rebel group Pandorum is on the rise as a serious threat to national security. Members of the group were seen protesting at the bank and other public institutions, including the White House.
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Even some low-ranking public officials were seen chanting praises for the organization. Citizens so far seem ambivalent.
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TESTY SITUATION
Vindex is rife with corruption, or so say some citizens. New police recruits are passing tests at record speed, and it's not due to good study habits. Police sources blame citizens telling others the answers to the exams.
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A local lawyer even provided evidence of a "driving test answers" book. Solutions to this problem have not been forthcoming, though many think institution a Professor program at the college may help.
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BLEEDING DRY
Bandages are in short supply in Vindex, leaving some doctors in a bind. Some local business owners have taken to selling the last supplies of bandages at increased prices. Will the supply outlast the "problem"?
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EARLY RUNNING
Tom Manson (TomCubed101) made an early announcement of his campaign to become SWAT Leader. Running on an "Anti-Corruption" platform, Mr. Manson pledged to minimize abuse
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and maintain interpersonal relationships with the squad. He also vowed to keep SWAT members from interfering with other departments, as well as making sure SWAT responds when appropriate. When asked why he announced his candidacy so early,
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Mr. Manson replied: "I feel if you get in early it gives you and others time. Time is money, Time Is Everything."
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SHORT RACE
A local citizen (Jrc459) launched a short-lived and much maligned campaign to become President of Vindex. He said his only other competition would be one "Kanye West". Citizens were unimpressed.
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